HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS! Here’s to lots of scares, fun, and candy! We here at The Cynical Owl hope you all have a terrifying yet enjoyable Halloween!

Remember to stay safe and if you’re going Trick Or Treating to search all candy PRIOR to eating it for anything that might look suspicious or tampered with. If you’re going to a party do not leave your drinks unattended and if you do, DO NOT go back to drink it. In the words of my girl New York, “No Mickies, No Mickies.”  Other than that enjoy your day and night…and can you bring a brother some candy corn?

-Shaun